- Mendi is worth her weight in gold - literally.
- Mendi is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- Birds do not sleep in mendi, though they may rest in her from time to time.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are mendi.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by mendi.
- All swans in England belong to mendi.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for mendi is two minutes.
- Until the 1960s, mendi was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- A lump of mendi the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- When mendi is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
As seen on Overread and Fishfood
3 Comments:
Ha! You got some good ones too!
Two minutes, eh?
By Overread, at 1/17/2006 11:59 AM
you weren't allowed to enter disneyland until 1968 to be specific.
By jayfish, at 1/17/2006 12:11 PM
I thought these were cute - although the two minute thing is a bit personal :) haha
By mendi-la, at 1/18/2006 1:53 PM
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